Surreal Dream
I had a pretty surreal dream last night, or… well… this morning, rather ^^’ I dreamt I was back in my village in Serbia about to leave for a stroll up to the school not far from my house, when my mom asked me something.
Mom: “Where are you off to?”
Me: “To the school.”
Mom: “Why?”
Me: “Because it’s there.”
Mom: “What kind of answer is that?!”
Me: “A simple one. If I were going to the school, but the school wasn’t there, I would be going Nowhere. Noone can go Nowhere, but since I exist, I am not Noone, but Someone and thus I must go Somewhere. The school, like myself, also exists, so it is Somewhere, and since I am a Someone who must go Somewhere, and the school is Somewhere, I obviously go to the school because it is there. If you understood this, there will be no point in asking again, since you know why. If you did not understand this, then there’s no point in asking again, since the answer remains the same and you would simply not understand again. But regardless of whether or not you understood it or not, if you hadn’t asked me such a dumb question, I could have been there by now >:3”
I really should lay off the healthy stuff like fruit, it obviously messes with mai mind! O.o
Mom: “Where are you off to?”
Me: “To the school.”
Mom: “Why?”
Me: “Because it’s there.”
Mom: “What kind of answer is that?!”
Me: “A simple one. If I were going to the school, but the school wasn’t there, I would be going Nowhere. Noone can go Nowhere, but since I exist, I am not Noone, but Someone and thus I must go Somewhere. The school, like myself, also exists, so it is Somewhere, and since I am a Someone who must go Somewhere, and the school is Somewhere, I obviously go to the school because it is there. If you understood this, there will be no point in asking again, since you know why. If you did not understand this, then there’s no point in asking again, since the answer remains the same and you would simply not understand again. But regardless of whether or not you understood it or not, if you hadn’t asked me such a dumb question, I could have been there by now >:3”
I really should lay off the healthy stuff like fruit, it obviously messes with mai mind! O.o
May 11th, 2009 at 12:48 am
You should rather cut on candies :P
May 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
“>:3″
…WHY?
We all suffer from cases of Aegri Somnia. Mine happen when I haven’t had my daily coffee cup, or when I hang around the #FFWiki too much.
May 11th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Because I actually make that face D=
May 14th, 2009 at 10:22 am
LOL. Join the club of wierd dreamers.
May 14th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
“>:3″?
OH NOES YOU’RE TURNING INTO AJD!
May 14th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I was using >:3 long before Durai returned to the wiki. Besides, he uses >;3 if I recall correctly.
May 15th, 2009 at 7:23 am
Still close enough to be freaking out abut it though.