No? Okay, fine, whatever, be that way; here’s some info:
- Big fan of simplicity and getting straight to the point of things, whenever possible
- Extremely sardonic, to the point that my (current) girlfriend hits me. Hard. Whenever I say something stupid. Which is often.
- Life goal is to eat candy from every country in the world. Don’t judge me.
- Blog whenever I’m motivated to do so, which is like… 5 minutes per day, when I’m nowhere near a computer.
- Love penguins. Waddle waddle, motherfuckers.