Robot Unicorn Attack; Play It, But Not Too Much…

First off, if you don’t know what Robot Unicorn Attack is, wtf is wrong with you? Are you moss? Do you live under a rock? Go try it here or on Facebook (the song is “Always” by Erasure), and know that it is okay; yes, it’s a unicorn farting rainbows, smashing stars, and collecting faeries in a rainbow-filled stage, but it’s a ROBOT unicorn farting rainbows, smashing stars, and collecting faeries in a rainbow-filled stage, and that makes it manly (enough)!

In case you are just absolutely crazy about the game, and you have an iPhone, you can get it as an application, so go nuts with it. HOWEVER, BE WARNED!!! Excessive playing can lead to eye fatigue, headache, nausea, and in worst case, partial transformation into a ghey unicorn.

A tragic soul after having logged 27 straight hours of gameplay…

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